Ini Bkuan Crtiea Bteul

Nanti Dah Start Sem

2011-04-15T08:39:00.000-07:00

aku nak pakai ni pergi kelas!

Lama Tak Jumpa?

2011-04-10T20:35:00.000-07:00

Bosan dalam Bas? Monorel? LRT? Komuter? Kapal Terbang?

Bahan -bahan : Laptop dengan broadband.

Cara - cara :

#1 Keluarkan laptop perlahan - lahan dari dalam beg anda.

#2 Bukak laptop dan aktifkan broadband anda.

#3 Buat semua langkah di atas dengan perlahan.

#4 Pastikan semua penumpang dalam Bas/Monorel/LRT/Komuter/Kapal Terbang nampak anda.

#5 Tak perlu semua penumpang pun tak mengapa, orang sebelah pun sudah memadai.

#6 Tutup mata sekejap, buka mata dan gaze upon the sky or in this case the roof of your transportation.

#7 Tarik nafas dalam dalam kemudian bukak website ni

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

#8 Lihat ekspresi muka penumpang.

Rumah kampung saya dah ada jalur lebar setelah setahun menunggu!

Bukan Sengaja.

2010-01-13T04:00:00.000-08:00

"When I was down with sickness, you came to UIA from home at 11PM plus because you wanted to bring me to the clinic. When I refused to get up from my bed, you were not mad at me eventhough you've already reached UIA. When my whole body was shaking at night because I was starving, you brought me out for dinner. You are always being supportive with any of my relationships I had previously and with whoever I had a crush on, though some of them dislike you. You tell me silly jokes when I was sad just to cheer me up and make me smile again. You're always at my side of any stories, eventhough sometimes I was the one at wrong.

When I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, you helped to calm me down when I cried everyday. You gave me the strength and your attention. You stand by me at my weakest point in life. When I had an accident and told you that I'm in pain, you brought me to the clinic and then sent me home. The first time that I needed to go home by train from UIA, you were so worried that you sent me to the most easiest station, so that I won't have to change the train. When I had a new boyfriend and neglected you badly, you didn't ditch me as planned because I know, you can't stay mad at me for long. When I was crying at 3.25AM in the morning, you were the one who called me to calm me down and forced me not to think much and go to sleep.

And many other things that you've done for me that I can't list here because there's just too many of 'em. Not only to me, you've brought happiness to others too and loved by many. But you are my first best guy friend ever in the rank, and no one can take you away from me. Hahaa! I love you so much best friend, forever I will. :)"

Terima Kasih, apa guna seorang kawan kan?

Tengok.

2009-12-12T07:53:00.000-08:00

Tengok apa Amirah Azmy tulis.

I miss the way we used to be a lovely pair
I miss the way you used to love me and care
I miss the way I used to love playing with your hair
And I miss all the love and stories that we used to share.

I wonder why the world is so unfair
One moment I'm truly happy, the next moment I'm terribly sad
You finally walked away and stop to care
Which hurts my feelings and makes me suffer so bad.

I've learnt to love and respect every part of you
I've learnt to accept all your flaws and weaknesses
I've tried to obey everything which came out from you
But what I get in return is a heart full of bruises.

I should never have hide the truth from you
I really really regretted myself it is indescribable
And now I've gained nothing but hate from you
Forgiveness is very hard, but I hope it is not impossible.

Please God, please do answer my prayers
Please God, please do open her heart again
All I ever wanted is to have her forgiveness
And for me and her to be just as we are again

okay aku ubah la sikit sikit nak padankan dengan situasi aku sekarang kan.

tapi tengok apa yang dia tulis, betul betul ikhlas nampaknya. good job bai. :)

dah lah lama tak post, sekali post emosi habis.

20Things

2009-12-12T00:01:00.000-08:00

1. A man won’t let go if he really loves you.
Do not hold on to someone who has let go of you. He does not love you and does not value having you. Believe me, he will not let go if he really loves you. There is another reason he is not willing to tell.

2. Do not look for reasons why he ended the relationship.
There is only one reason why he ended your relationship. He just does not love you. Do not waste your time thinking of reasons or what you should have done. Move on and be open to a man who will truly love you.

3. Do not get hang up on your past.
Do not nag or distrust your current boyfriend just because your ex hurt you. Do not treat him or the relationship the same way. Do not compare. He will not react the same way as your ex. Do not be worried that your simple mistakes will cause him to look for another girl. What happened with your ex was not your fault. It was not because you didn’t guard him enough or you didn’t make him happy
enough.

4. Do not look into images.
How many times have you met a girl who didn’t have the best image in school or at the office, but you get to know the girl and found out she was actually extremely nice? Do not rely on images. Oftentimes, it is far from reality. Do not fear men just because your “supposedly” perfect ex-boyfriend mistreated you.

5. Always have your own set of rules.
Set your limits on how far you’d go for a guy. It’s perfectly ok to give and do everything as long as it’s worth it. And it’s worth it if the guy is treating you right.

6. Do not be scared to lose him.
Don’t be scared that he’ll break up with you. Once you are afraid of losing him, you easily can be taken advantage. Be strong and if something is unacceptable, do not accept it and speak up.

7. Avoid calling your guy.
It’s a guy thing. The relationship will definitely be better if it’s the guy who’s calling, not the girl. He will get tired of you if you keep on calling. He will lose interest and challenge. More so, he will get annoyed. But it’s a girl thing also that your fingers get too itchy until you dial his number. But avoid as much as possible. Call only if really needed (like checking if your suspicions are reasonable).

8. There is a guy who will value you.
There is a guy out there who can make you feel valued, appreciated, and loved. And I mean, not just during your first few weeks together. So don’t lose hope. Don’t settle for a lesbian if you are not attracted to women. There is a man out there who can love you like a girl can.
Also, do not believe him when he says it’s just the way he really is. He’s not the sweet or expressive-type. Remember during your first few weeks together? Where has that sweet guy gone? He simply is not that into you anymore.

9. Always be the only one, no matter what.
Do not ever fall for a guy who has another girl, be it his wife, girlfriend, or any girl that he says he just can’t get rid of for whatever reason. If you truly believe that he loves you and for some reason, he can’t leave or let go of another girl, then you are no different from any ordinary mistress.

10. He must respect you.
No matter how long the relationship has been, he should always show respect towards you.

11. If he fooled you, end it.
Philandering once is enough. You can never trust nor respect the person again.

12. Never start a relationship the wrong way.
Do not steal another girl’s man, for whatever reason. Nor should you enter a relationship for the wrong reasons (loneliness, on the rebound, getting back at your ex, man-dependency, etc.) it is bound not to last. You will only end up wasting more years of your life.

13. Do not force yourself into a relationship.
Do not get into a relationship just because your friends are getting impatient with your dating escapades and the one hasn’t come yet. Do not choose who to say yes to based on superficial things like money, looks, cars, etc.. If you are even thinking of these things, you have not fallen in love yet.

14. Do not settle.
If you are not happy anymore with your relationship, break up instantly. He will not stay with you forever no matter how upright he might seem to be. Eventually, he will also want love and happiness in his life.

15. A relationship has to have love.
Love is the only thing that will push you to give your efforts into making the relationship work. And believe me, keeping a relationship requires genuine efforts of both parties.

16. Don’t be afraid to be single.
It’s fun to be single, try it. You can go out whenever and wherever you want. You are free. You can date whomever you want and you get to go out for free! Do not get a boyfriend just for the sake of having one. Do not settle.

17. Be a good girl.
Be a good girl to attract a good guy. Enter the relationship with sincere intentions. Take the guy and the relationship seriously with the plan of spending the rest of your life with that person (of course, this is after you had your bit of fun in your younger years). If you compare your flings from your real relationships, you will know that the latter makes you happier and more fulfilled.

18. Love without limits.
Whether you loved and gave everything or loved but held out for some things, if the relationship ends, you still get hurt. But if you gave your everything, you were happy and you could say that it was worth it. If you didn’t give your all, you get hurt for nothing.

19. You will get over him.
Love is over-stated. Love eventually ends and you are free to love another.

20. Be the one.
Act like you are the one. Don’t be a nagger. Don’t hinder his gimmicks. Don’t give in to him too easily. Make him treat you as important. Don’t be easy. Don’t be like every other girl he had in his life.

and have i ever let you go?

Sometimes.

2009-10-16T03:21:00.000-07:00

Tak Susah Nak Buat Perempuan Gembira.

2009-09-21T20:11:00.000-07:00

Seorang Lelaki Hanya Perlu Jadi :

1. Kawan

2. Teman
3. Pencinta
4. Abang
5. Bapa
6. Ketua
7. Tukang masak
8. Tukang elektrik
9. Tukang kayu
10. Tukang paip
11. Pomen
12. Penghias
13. Perias
14. Seksologis
15. Pakar sakit puan
16. Psikologis
17. Penghapus serangga
18. Psikiatris
19. Penyembuh
20. Pendengar yang baik
21. Teratur
22. Bapa yang baik
23. Sangat bersih
24. Simpati
25. Atlit
26. Mesra
27. Waspada
28. Gagah
29. Bijak
30. Kelakar
31. Kreatif
32. Lembut
33. Kuat
34. Memahami
35. Bertolak ansur
36. Budiman
37. Bercita-cita
38. Mampu
39. Berani
40. Bertekad
41. Jujur
42. Boleh diharap
43. Intim
44. Berbelas kasihan

Jangan Lupa Juga :

45. Sentiasa memuji
46. Membeli-belah
47. Jadi jujur
48. Untuk jadi kaya
49. Untuk tidak memberi tekanan
50. Untuk tidak tengok pada perempuan lain

Pada Masa Yang Sama Juga, Anda Perlu:

51. Memberi sepenuh perhatian, tetapi jangan mengharap perhatian yang sama diberikan kepada anda.
52. Beri banyak masa untuk dia, lebih-lebih lagi masa untuk diri dia sendiri
53. Beri ruang, jangan kongkong hidup dia, ke mana dia hendak pergi

Dan Yang Paling Penting :

54. Jangan Sesekali Lupa :

* Hari Jadi
* Hari Ulang Tahun
* Apa yang dia telah rancang

Cara Nak Buat Kami Lelaki ini Gembira?

1. Show up naked (Bogel macam terlalu harsh kan?)
2. Bawa makanan

Senang-lah nak gembirakan perempuan!

Terima kasih Wafa.

Lagu Kegemaran Sepanjang Zaman.

2009-09-21T12:58:00.000-07:00

Macam depressed je aku ni.

Apa hal la.

2009-08-14T05:20:00.000-07:00

Bro, kantoi baik.

Hanya Berkongsi.

2009-07-02T19:12:00.000-07:00

” Tuan Guru Haji Mohd Baqi Osman, tok guru dah mula kuliah.. Beliau menceritakan tentang peristiwa yang bakal berlaku di akhirat kelak. Tentang syurga, tentang neraka. Para jemaah masing-masing diam, tunduk dan insaf.

Salah satu cerita menarik yang disampaikan oleh tok guru iaitu berkaitan dengan titian As Sirat. Jambatan yang merentangi neraka menuju ke syurga itu bersifat fleksibel. Ia boleh membesar, mengecil, memendek dan memanjang mengikut kumpulan yang akan melintasinya.

Jika orang beriman, pastilah ia akan melebar dan memendek. Manakala bagi orang kafir, ia akan mengecil dan memanjang. Antara yang akan turut berarak menuju ke syurga ialah kaabah. Malaikat datang membawa perintah Allah kepada kaabah yang dihias indah pada hari itu supaya bergerak menuju ke syurga..

Yang menghairankan, biarpun kaabah tahu itu perintah Allah, namun ia enggan bergerak. Lalu malaikat bertanya kenapa enggan bergerak ke syurga.. Kaabah menjawab bahawa ia tidak akan bergerak ke syurga melainkan jika diiringi oleh semua manusia yang pernah tawaf di sekelilingnya.

Lalu malaikat mengumpulkan semua yang pernah tawaf untuk mengiringi kaabah ke syurga. Kaabah terus mendiamkan diri tak mahu bergerak. Malaikat bertanya lagi kenapa tak mahu bergerak.Kaabah menjawab, ada lagi beberapa orang yang tidak hadir…

Apabila diperiksa, rupa-rupanya orang-orang berkenaan telah dilempar ke dalam neraka kerana kesalahan yang pernah mereka lakukan di dunia.
Malaikat maklumkan bahawa orang berkenaan adalah orang-orang yang berdosa dan perlu disiksa di dalam neraka.

Kaabah berkata, ia tidak peduli orang itu berdosa atau tidak. Yang penting ia tidak akan bergerak ke syurga melainkan diiringi oleh semua orang yang pernah tawaf di sekelilingnya.

Malaikat mengadu kepada Allah tentang hal yang berlaku…. Allah yang Maha Pengampun dan Maha Mengasihani terus mengisytiharkan bahawa orang-orang itu telah diampunkan dosa mereka. Mereka lantas di bawa keluar daripada neraka dan mengiringi kaabah menuju ke syurga…."

Aku sendiri bukan bagus sangat, cuma terasa ingin berkongsi.

Susah lah..

2009-06-28T15:34:00.000-07:00

Kalau masih di bawah tanggungan ibu bapa ni, nak urus kewangan pun susah, masa cuti macam ni lagi la, duit yang dapat dari ibu bapa pun tak menentu.

Macam mana nak beli ini?

Kenapa Aku Tak Kisah Menetap Di Sana.

2009-06-15T12:45:00.001-07:00

Sana panas memang panas, kadang-kadang mencecah 40degree. Tapi panasnya panas yang kering, tiada berpeluh macam Malaysia. Minum banyak air and you'll be fine.

Aku tak perlu risau nak pakai apa hari-hari. Sarung jubah dah cukup, sebab semua orang sama. Tiada orang berfesyen, tiada yang judge melalui cara kita berpakaian dan tidak akan ada fashion crime.

Semua orang islam yang aku jumpa, semua sangat peramah, murah dengan senyuman dan salam. (please, exclude the Arab and Malaysian, ini nanti aku cerita kenapa). Yang pemurah dengan senyuman dan mesra ni kebanyakannya orang dari Bangladesh dan Indonesia. Tengok kat Malaysia how we treat them? Aku tak suka tengok cara pendatang asing di Malaysia ini dilayan, di kedai-kedai mamak selalunya. Mereka juga manusia, apa hak nak layan mereka macam taraf mereka terlalu rendah?

Aku suka persamaan taraf untuk semua bangsa yang ada di sana. Tiada prejudis bangsa. Tiada racism. Semua pun sama.

Di sana, nak buat dosa pun akan difikirkan berpuluh-puluh kali, nak tinggal sembahyang apatah lagi. Bayangkan, segala kebaikan dilipatkaligandakan pahala sebanyak 100 ribu kali, begitu juga dengan kejahatan.

Susah nak berbuat dosa di sana, bagi aku. Takut. Takut tak nampak Kaabah, takut tak jumpa jalan pergi masjid.

Macam-macam boleh jadi. Itu Tanah Haram.

Senang nak beribadat di sana. Bila nampak Kaabah, nampak Masjidil Haram, semangat hendak beribadatnya lain. Seperti kau dah nampak apa yang dijanjikan Allah untuk umatnya yang menyembahnya. Bila benda dah ada depan mata, mesti kita akan lebih berusaha nak dapatkannya kan?

Aku suka tengok masjid yang sentiasa penuh dengan orang. Rasa nak duduk dalam masjid tak nak keluar.

Masjidnya sejuk berhawa dingin, kalau dahaga, air zamzam disediakan, memang selesa.

Itu sampingannya, tapi aku memang betul suka masjid yang penuh dengan orang setiap solat fardhu macam solat Aidilfitri. Bagus kan kalau kat Malaysia macam tu.

Macam-macam benda aku tak makan lagi aku rasa selama aku kat sana. Tapi berdasarkan makanan yang aku nampak dan yang aku dah rasa, tiada yang mengecewakan. Satu hari aku makan benda yang sama 2 3 kali pun aku tak rasa jemu. Mungkin kerana terlalu panas, kita mudah lapar, jadi semua pun sedap mungkin.

Masa ziarah aku ke Baitullah, kerja aku makan, sembahyang, baca Al-Quran, tidur.

Aku rasa tak kahwin pun takpe kalau hidup aku macam itu je. 100 ribu kali ganda bai, mana nak dapat? Peluang nak cium bau syurga pun tinggi. Insh'Allah.

Tapi orang kata "Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik di negeri sendiri."

Itulah, apa yang aku maksudkan di sini, jika diberi peluang, memang aku akan pilih untuk menetap di sana, tapi akan tetap pulang ke Malaysia.

Tapi nak makan apa kalau tak kerja. Mana nak dapat duit. HAHA

2 Cerita.

2009-06-14T04:22:00.001-07:00

Cerita #1
Tadi lepas aku pulang dari sembahyang wajib penghulu segala hari, masuk lorong rumah aku, betul betul depan rumah aku, aku nampak satu gergasi kuning. Gergasi kuning yang telah menjadikan aku seorang yang kurang siuman. Kurang siuman bila ternampak satu. Gergasi bernama Skyline R34.

Sekejap terlintas yang doa aku kat Tanah Haram dah termakbul. Ye lah, setiap kali lepas solat Fardhu atau semasa Tawaf, atau semasa Saie', atau semasa sembahyang di Hijr Ismail, ah senang cerita semua tempat makbul doa lah. Mesti aku berdoa nak satu mesin gergasi ni. Ha ha ha

Aku excited kejap ingat dah termakbul.
Apa bodoh ingat Tuhan nak bagi benda senang macam tuh? On second thought.
Aku kecewa.

Sudah dengan angan angan aku.

Tapi kereta tu sekarang tengah halang jalan aku nak pegi parking.
Aku hon lah sekali, seorang lelaki melayu keluar dari bengkel depan rumah aku.
Angkat tangan kat aku, aku buat muka "kau-naik-R34-pun-tak-bermakna-kau-bole-parking-sesuka-hati-mak-bapak-kau".
Aku tahu aku cemburu.

Dia tekan alarm nak bukak lock kereta, tak bunyi. Ok takpe mungkin alarm rosak.
Bukak kunci secara manual. Masuk kereta. Start enjin.
Belum tekan minyak, bunyi dari muffler dah gegar kereta aku. Takpe sabar, aku masih belajar.
Kau tunggu.

Siri Skyline R34 tiada transmisi automatik, jadi semua transmisi manual.
Jadi untuk seseorang yang memiliki sebiji R34, tiada masalah aku rasa nak mengimbangi antara clutch pedal dan minyak.
Aku rasa.
Tapi apa yang aku rasa tak terasa seperti apa yang aku rasa.
R34 tersebut terhenjut ke depan. Enjin mati.
Aku, bapak aku, adik-adik aku tergelak macam orang hilang akal. Hilang habis aku rasa pahala sembahyang dan khutbah Jumaat tadi.

"Sah kereta pinjam", bapak aku kata.

Cerita #2.
Bengkel sama. Ada satu kereta Wira 1.6. Tipikal modifikasi oleh lelaki-lelaki melayu tipikal yang suka modifikasi kereta-kereta nasional tipikal.
Persetan modifikasi itu.
Pelekat di cermin kereta yang bukan main banyak yang menjadi cerita utama.
Hijau Merah Kuning depan belakang, PEKIDA, SAHABAT sini sana.
Ada pelekat kalimah "Lailahaillallah" lagi.
Tapi aku pergi sembahyang Jumaat dan masa aku balik kereta itu masih di tempat yang sama.
Aku tanya bibik aku, memang kereta itu ada dari masa aku pergi hingga aku balik.
Kerana ada sebilangan orang macam ini, rosak reputasi persatuan-persatuan tersebut.
Fikirlah.

Niat bukan hendak menyinggung mana-mana pihak. Cuma memberi peringatan.

Dan orang yang pandu R34 tu baru aku perasan, empunya kereta Wira tu.

Tergantung.

2009-06-11T14:34:00.000-07:00

Ringgit Malaysia Enam Ratus je.

Tak mahal kan? Belanja la.

Terpanggil.

2009-05-16T07:29:00.000-07:00

Panggilan Tanah Suci.

Cuak ni.

Aku dah tak boleh suka kat kaki-kaki kurus, kecil, panjang dan curvy lagi ni.

Tak nampak Kaabah pulak nanti. Isk

Changeling.

2009-05-10T23:25:00.000-07:00

"Well that's where we are. You say we're on the brink of destruction and you're right. But it's only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve. This is our moment. Don't take it from us, we are close to an answer." The Day The Earth Stood Still(2008).

Senang cerita macam ini. Manusia ini termasuk aku tak terkecuali memang akan berubah hanya apabila mereka berada di hujung hujung nak mati macam tuh la, aku tak reti la nak evaluate macam mana. Tapi aku pasti pembaca blog ini semua bijak, mesti faham apa yang aku cuba sampaikan. Dah nak mati, sesuatu yang teruk jadi baru terhegeh-hegeh nak berubah. Baru kelam-kabut nak cari penyelesaian. Baru nak tersedar. Kalau nasib baik, sempat la berubah, tapi cuba fikir kalau tak bernasib baik? Mati ke, orang tersayang kita hilang ke. Tak menyesal begitu?

Berubahlah bila kau orang ada rasa sedikit nak berubah itu, jangan tunggu sampai dah terlambat baru nak berubah, macam-macam jadi nanti, menyesal tak sudah dah tak boleh nak buat apa.

Aku rasa sekarang ni aku dah betul betul dekat brink aku dah ni.Macam-macam perkara tak diingini dah mula terjadi. Mungkin sebagai tanda aku perlukan perubahan.Tidak salah untuk berubah kepada yang lebih baik. Untuk kebaikan diri kau dan orang sekeliling kau jugak. Aku hilang sana, hilang sini. Aku cuma nak minta maaf, aku akan berubah kepada yang lebih baik. Harap aku dapat diterima baik oleh kamu semua semula.

Nasib baik ada Raudhah yang aku tahu takkan tinggalkan aku.Along sayang kau sampai bila-bila Odah.

Kurang Ajar.

2009-05-03T13:23:00.000-07:00

Kena tag lagi.

My Top 10 Most Favourite Food

Ikan Patin Masak Tempoyak.
Ikan Patin atau Ikan Baung Masak Lemak Belimbing.
Kerabu Perut dan Mangga.
Budu
Belacan
Siput Sedut Masak Lemak Keladi.
Cencalok
Kangkung Goreng Belacan.
Ikan Keli Masak Lado.
Rendang Itik.

10 Things I Love Doing

Cari port mancing.
Bukak toolbox.
Pasang kekili.
Ikat mata kail.
Pasang batu mancing.
Pasang umpan.
Baling umpan kat port baik.
Tunggu umpan kena makan.
Layan ikan yang makan umpan.
Bergambar dgn ikan sbb manusia sekarang penuh dengan perasaan curiga.

5 Things I Love Doing When I'm Emo / Stressed

Makan dalam kuantiti yang banyak
Cari orang gila sekitar kawasan rumah aku, ajak minum teh. Sembang
Touge naik turun Bukit Langat.
Korek telinga.
Buli Raudhah.

5 Thing I Love Doing When I'm Happy

Senyum sambil tgk cermin
Senyum sambil makan.
Senyum sambil mandi.
Senyum sambil memandu.
Senyum sampai cramp.

5 Ways To Make Me Go Crazy

Pukul kepala aku sampai mengalami konkusi.
Heat Stroke sampai effect otak.
Demam panas melebihi 39 degree celcius.
Tidur melebihi seminggu.
Renjatan eletrik mungkin.

My Top 5 Most Favourite Junk Food

Cikedis.
Muruku Ikan.
Gula-gula susu.
Aiskrim Malaysia.
Gula-gula berwarna emas dengan asam boi di tengah.

5 Things I Wish It Could Happen

Mak Bapak aku hidup forever.
Mak Bapak aku sihat macam budak umur 6 tahun punya sihat.
Aku tengah balas jasa Mak Bapak aku.
Mak Bapak aku tengah beristirehat di Spa peribadi aku punya.
Mak Bapak aku tak risau tentang kewangan mereka.

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die

Date dengan Sunny SNSD, cakap Korean dengan dia pastu pengaruh dia bawak masuk Islam.
Buat No.1 kat semua artis perempuan bukan Islam dan separa Islam yang aku minat. Separa Islam?!
Beli Fighter Jet. Lepas tuh naik dengan pilot then kat udara saja-saja tekan butang ejection seat.
Pasang enjin V12 kat Proton Saga aku.
Bunuh sekurang-kurangnya seorang askar Israel dan Amerika Syarikat.
Belajar Sniping.
Perkenalkan Ikan Patin Masak Tempoyak di arena antarabangsa.
Jadi pemandu uji untuk pelbagai jenis kereta di Nurburgring.
Cuba untuk koma selama 3 bulan.
Cuba untuk kurus macam Chad Michael Murray.

My Top 20 Recently Most Addicted Songs

Exist-Mengintai dari tirai kamar.
Adam Ahmad-Kau pergi jua.
Desy Ratnasari-Tenda biru.
Azie-Kau tetap dalam anganku.
Nash-Pada syurga di wajahmu.
Azie-Pelamin anganku musnah.
Ramli Sarip-Kamelia.
Alleycats-Gerimis senja.
Shima-Teringin
Iklim-Suci dalam debu. Hah amik

10 Persons You Wish To Tag

Dato' Shah Rukh Khan
Camelia
Nasha Aziz
Maya Karin
Jehan Miskin
Mustapha Kamal
A.Galak
Dato' M.Daud Kilau
Farid Kamil
Zainal Ahmad

Precisely. I Guess.

2009-05-03T07:08:00.000-07:00

A man in this Zodiac will has a pair of round big beautiful eyes, a nice structure jaw line. He is a good listener and can understand everything easily and clearly. He can guess what you will say before you even say it.

He often shakes his head or touch his hair. He is a big built, but he will tend to have a small ear. He tends to have a darker shade of hair and eyes' color. He will likely have a short and strong neck, broad shoulder, muscular, strong hands and grips. He has a shorter fingers compare to the man of the same size and same height in the other zodiac. His hands can work well at the same time can protect and care for his woman.

His height will be proportional to his weight. He will walk firmly and always take a big long step. As he walks he will look around in caution with no disturbance from his problems at present or in the past. He likes to watch things built with fascinate and wonder about how it is done, so you could see him watching a construction site and not get bored.

He is a good dancer. He is a careful person in instinct, so even at dance floor, he will already have to know what in front or behind him before he will take any steps.

Green is his favorite color. You will mostly see him wear green, navy, blue, or brown. In all 12 Zodiacs, he is the one who can get the most satisfaction from possession of beautiful thing, and cherish it as if it is very valuable to him even it is just a crystal ball made in France.

It is his luck that he hardly has to chase after woman. They always come themselves without his invitation. He likes to treat his guest in his house than visiting his guest at their house. He does not like to be a center of attention, so if you need his help, you have to look up for him. He lives his life in stability and simplicity. Every decision made are already "Sure" and carefully thought out. He will not do what he has been asked to do if he is not interested in doing it. He acts casually but in reality, he always doing things seriously.

He loves peaceful and quiet environment so in his free time, he will stay at home instead of going out and look for adventure. He loves nature and dreams of a nice and quiet house with lots of trees, or he may dream of a house in a beautiful countryside.

He will let you have freedoms and watching you in a distance. If you are over doing something, he will let you know by his icy cold look. He is the perfect lover in all the Zodiac for nothing he will not do for his love one.

He won't allow people to laugh at him or think he is a joker, so he will spent for himself luxury for what it is worth.

He likes neat and well dressed woman, so do not be a slop if you are dating this guy. If you do that he will loose his face. He is the romantic type who would dance with you under the moon light.

Love will make him shines and you will see it in his face. He will not say it out loud, you have to know it yourself.

Now you know.

Im a Capri by the way.

Saat Ini.

2009-05-02T05:24:00.000-07:00

Kalau saat ini anda tidak suka pada saya, tolong jangan ceritakan pada orang lain dulu, siapa tahu besok atau lusa anda sudah dapat menyukai saya dengan segala kelebihan dan kekurangan saya!

Tidak ada yang kekal di dunia ini. Termasuk peribadi saya.

Indeed.

Sini.

Late Night Snacking.

2009-04-30T11:18:00.000-07:00

Kau orang rasa kan, antara kau orang punya bulatan kawan-kawan lah, berapa orang je yang makan keropok Belinjau ni? Siapa yang makan dan minat habis kat keropok Belinjau ni meh maklumkan kat aku. Boleh geng.

Aku tak tahu pulak Belinjau dan Susu Rendah Lemak adalah gandingan mantop untuk snek malam-malam macam ni. Terbaik bai

Hakikatnya, aku masih kosong dan tak berisi.

*Konon sekarang kau layan puisi lah pulak kan Khalid? Shuttup.

Tak Tahu Lagi.

2009-04-26T01:27:00.000-07:00

Tak tahu nak tulis apa lagi, kosong tak berisi sekarang ni.

Ha?

Apa-apa pun cuba kau orang tengok sini.

Meremang bulu-bulu aku..

heeeeeeee......

Ini Ketagihan Baru.

2009-04-23T23:25:00.000-07:00

Kaki-kaki idaman, igauan setiap lelaki. Eh ada ke lelaki lain yang hanya mengigau tentang kaki panjang, runcing, curvy dan kecil selain aku?

Macam mana tak jatuh hati?

Isk.

Sini.

Bagaikan Oscar.

2009-04-21T15:49:00.000-07:00

1. 1st insert this badge or the pic above to inform u have been awarded

2. Make sure u take the pic n said it is from
- Juliet Jatuh Mati

3. You should tell 10 facts or hobbies about yourself.

Mak aku cakap dulu masa umur aku 4 tahun, aku suka tengok rancangan memasak. Budak lain tengok Jetman aku tengok Chef Wan dengan Jaafar Onn masak, waddafak.
Sampai sekarang pun aku masih tergilakan rancangan memasak, nak cuba semua resipi yang ada tapi kecewa bila "Oh look at those fat oozing out from the pork, with some thyme, basil and pepper,it would be great for the chicken marinade".
Aku tak boleh minum minuman yang ada susu untuk sarapan sebab perut aku sensitif, nanti toilet bowl Johnson Suisse jadi teman baik aku.
Tapi aku berdegil, aku suka minum susu segar, bukan yang penuh krim okay, tetap aku minum pagi pagi. Ah aku boleh suffer the consequences.
Perempuan berkaki panjang, runcing, curvy dan kecil memang turn on. Ada sorang jelitawan ni excuse, dia macam mana pun aku tetap idol. Tapi bukan macam ni la.

panjang sangat ni...

Aku senang sangat berpeluh kalau makan makanan pedas atau panas, pedas sikit pun berpeluh tahu tak, jadi aku selalu elakkan makan makanan pedas kalau di majlis atau sedang bertemu janji. Kalau dengan family takpe, abah aku geng.
Aku suka habis dengan HobNob ni, setiap minggu balik Kolej mesti mahu ada kurang-kurang 3 bungkus.
Aku sekarang kurang minat dengan ayam kecuali yang mama aku masak. Ini semua gara-gara aku terbaca satu artikel dalam Mastika bertajuk "Ayam Sekarang Mencurigakan". Okay aku tipu, aku tak terbaca, aku memang baca Mastika sebab ada orang rumah aku suka beli." It is well to read everything of something,
and something of everything."- Lord Henry P. Brougham.
Aku bukan lelaki tipikal aku rasa sebab aku tak minat sangat dengan bola, aku ada pasukan yang aku minat, tapi tidaklah fanatik sampai tahu nama penuh setiap ahli pasukan dan pergi tengok setiap match diorang.
Aku minat memancing. Ikan pertama aku dapat tangkap dengan pancing aku sendiri adalah seekor ikan patin berat lebih kurang 3.2 kilogram. Masa tu aku baru darjah 1, mana larat beb nak layan sendiri, abah aku la yang tolong naikkan. Aku tak tipu okay, sorry la takde gambar bukti. Ini aku mengaku, aku memang fanatik. Sapa ada fishing trip, meh la ajak aku. Sangap ni.

4. You should choose 5 other bloggers (easier the ones who follow you) and tell their names in your blog)

* Rasa
* Nak
* Buat
* Carry
* On..

Hilang Kawalan

2009-04-19T09:56:00.001-07:00

"Semalam kau kuar malam kau makan apa?"

Eh apahal abah aku ni tiba-tiba tanya aku makan apa pulak kan, aku bermonolog inside.

"Makan char kuay teow terbaik Mali's lah bah, kenapa?"

"Tolong la along, jangan la makan malam malam dah.."

"Makan before 12 ke?"

"Tak! Lepas pukul 9 jangan makan dah!"

Eh apahal lak tak boleh makan lewat malam dah, itu dah jadi rutin harian aku saban hari, tiada heavy supper, mmg tak lengkap hari aku, tak boleh tidur jadinya, aku ni Jughead Jones Ampang-dale tahu tak, aku bermonolog lagi.

"Kau tengok badan kau tuh dah gemok melampau-lampau dah, kau gi tgk gambar abah masa umur kau, ada ke macam tuh?",

Yakin diri aku jatuh tergolek dok malam tu.

Penipu lah semua yang cakap aku kurus tu.

Muka-Muka

2009-04-11T04:47:00.000-07:00

"Saya nak check kenapa..." ,

"Bro, in english please" (muka paling ketat),

"Oh, (muka dah merah padam) sorry. I just want to check with the department why I cant access my course registration form.",

"Haa, kan ok you cakap english, kenapa tak cakap english dari tadi?" (muka separa menganjeng)

eh cilakak kau ni.

Jangan La Macam Ni.

2009-04-05T13:52:00.000-07:00

Aku ada sorang kawan ni. Aku baru taw yg dia tak suka aku dari zaman sekolah. Aku tak taw la kenapa dia tak suka aku kan. Mungkin sebab aku tak setaraf dia kot. Mungkin dia tak suka tengok muka aku kot. Mungkin aku tak layak berkawan dengan dia kot. Atau apa apa kemungkinan yang mungkin la. Aku tak faham kawan aku sorang ni. Aku tak tahu la kan, tak pernah pulak aku rasa aku pernah buat masalah dengan dia. Tak pernah pulak kan aku gi pecahkan tingkap rumah dia. Tak pernah pulak kan aku calarkan kereta mahal yang diubahsuai dia. Tak pernah pulak kan aku rampas awek dia. Setahu aku lah kan, aku layan dia macam mana aku layan kawan kawan aku yang lain. Aku berusaha sedaya upaya untuk tak mengecewakan dia dalam apa apa benda aku buat pun. Aku jaga perasaan dia baik baik. Dia pernah sakitkan hati aku beberapa kali pun aku tak berdendam. Aku still cool sebab aku fikir kau kawan. Aku layan kau macam kawan. Aku tolong kau bila kau mintak tolong.

Tapi sebenarnya kau taklah se'kawan' yang aku sangka. Kau boleh pulak cakap belakang pasal aku.Kau cakap aku itu ini. Aku tak tahu la kan, tak pernah pulak aku cerita kat kawan kawan aku keburukan kau, kalau niat kau nak balas dendam. Cerita akan sampai kat telinga aku jugak macam mana pun. Tapi orang cakap belakang pasal kau, ada kau tahu? Kau rasa lah kan orang semua suka kau? Tabik hormat respek kau la? Itu yang kau salah, fikirlah kenapa tiada cerita tentang keburukan kau tiada yang sampai ke telinga kau? Mungkin sebab orang macam kau, nak berubah, peluangnya amat tipis, mungkin. Jadi tiada siapa pun yang peduli untuk tolong mengubah kau. Kau dah tiada harapan.

Kalau tak suka aku, datanglah jumpa aku. Cakap depan muka aku kau tak suka aku, kenapa kau tak suka aku. Jangan lah cakap kat belakang. Kalau member tahu kan kena gelak member cakap belakang member. Tak susah pun nak cakap depan, pernah ada sorang kawan aku, memang lelaki la datang jumpa aku cakap tak puas hati dengan aku. Selesai dengan mudah, aku dengan dia dah kawan baik. Tak susah, mari la jumpa aku kalau kau baca nukilan aku ni.

Kawan, kau orang jangan risau. Aku tak pernah tak suka kawan kawan aku, aku sayang semua kawan aku. Tak kisah la kau orang macam mana pun, kalau kau orang perlukan pertolongan, selagi aku mampu, aku tolong. Kau orang kan kawan aku.

Jangan la makan kawan. Nanti kita pulak yang kena makan balik.

Penuhi Hari Kau dengan Puji-Pujian.

2009-04-05T10:26:00.000-07:00

Video agak panjang dan penantian itu satu penyiksaan. tapi peduli apa aku, kau orang kena tunggu load jugak.

(ini untuk pelanggan perkhidmatan internet yang lembab.)

eh berbaloi la.

Akhirnya.

2009-04-03T03:35:00.000-07:00

Aku terharu kiwi.

Aku semakin bosan semasa bertemu janji.

2009-03-22T05:33:00.000-07:00

Sebab aku tak tahu nak buat apa.

Jadi aku nak buat ini, korang pun cubalah!

Cari seberapa banyak pokok yang boleh dipanjat dan panjat bersama-sama pasangan anda.Panjat setinggi yang boleh.Tangkap gambar sebagai bukti. Pedulikan apa orang lain nak cakap.
Pergi ke mana mana rangkaian kedai buku utama bersama pasangan anda.Tinggalkan nota di dalam buku kegemaran anda, tentang apa-apa topik rawak untuk pembaca seterusnya.
Arahkan pasangan anda menyarungkan kostum hantu, tak kisah la hantu apa pun, dan anda pakai kostum Pacman. Jalan di sekitar kawasan downtown (maaf, aku tidak tahu di manakah kawasan downtown sekitar Wilayah Persekutuan dan Selangor) dan bila ada orang terlihat kamu berdua, berlagak malu dan lari sambil menjerit "wocka wocka wocka"
Cipta sebuah gambar bukti tipu anda menjelajah ke tempat tempat tertentu, dimana perkara tersebut tidak pernah berlaku.
Pakai kostum Superheroes. Aku cadangkan Superheroes yang mempunyai pasangan perempuan dan cuba tumpaskan satu jenayah kecil. Cth: Membuang sampah merata rata. (maaf, mungkin penggunaan perkataan "tumpas" agak keterlaluan.)
Bina kubu dari selimut dan perabot. Isytihar perang dengan kapal terbang kertas.
Lawat seberapa banyak kenalan dan rakan dalam satu malam. Terbalikkan seberapa banyak barang dalam rumah mereka tanpa mereka sedari.
Pergi ke lapangan terbang dan beli tiket penerbangan yang paling awal ke mana mana destinasi. Tinggal di situ semasa hujung minggu. (disyorkan untuk yang berpoket penuh)
Cipta sebuah karya, sebuah karangan, cerpen atau puisi bersama-sama di luar sebuah kafe. Tiada idea? tanya sahaja mana-mana orang yang tidak dikenali.
Pakai pakaian berjenama, pakaian designer labels disyorkan. Berlagak sebagai pasangan baru lepas berkahwin. Uji pandu kereta paling mahal di semua cawangan menjual kereta di kawasan anda.
Berlagak sebagai seorang pelancong di kawasan kediaman anda. Macam mana nak jadi pelancong? Ini dia.
Pergi ke mana mana pantai peranginan selepas tenggelamnya matahari. Bersarapan dan konon-konon tertidur bersama-sama. Jangan lupa sun umbrella.
Memandu ke bandar yang anda tidak pernah pergi. Makan malam di destinasi dan jangan dunakan nama sebenar.
Tonton apa-apa perlawanan sukan, bercerita tentang betapa teruknya diri masing masing dalam sukan. Sokong kedua-dua pihak. Makan makanan ringan dengan banyak.
Jalan di sekitar bandar berbekalkan sekotak kapur tulis. Lukis bentuk hati dengan formula matematik di dalam. Lukis di atas mana-mana permukaan yang boleh dilukis.
Cari kamera sekuriti di sekitar pusat membeli belah ataupun mana mana bangunan. Berlakon di depan kamera. Selitkan unsur unsur dramatik keterlaluan kalau boleh.
Berbekalkan sepasang but dan kamera. Cipta sebuah fotolog bertajuk "Sehari bersama Encik Halimunan".
Jalan di sekitar bandar pada waktu malam, dan bersarapan pada waktu subuh.
Pergi ke sebuah restoran, yakinkan si tukang masak untuk masakkan anda sesuatu yang baru yang tiada dalam menu. Jangan terima tidak sebagai jawapan.
Sewa atau beli atau download satu movie yang kamu berdua tidak pernah tonton. Setkan kepada mute dan cuba tafsirkan dialog si pelakon.

Diambil dari Afi dan diterjemah.

Gila!

2009-03-19T19:16:00.000-07:00

Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder percuma dengan pembelian sebuah rumah! Tinggal 28 unit je lagi. Cepat!

Sumber

Hanya 1 jam diperlukan.

2009-03-17T17:28:00.000-07:00

Okay, kali ini aku nak jadi environmentalist sekejap, eh bukan sekejap, aku mmg dah lama pun sebenarnya seorang yang sayang kat alam sekitar ni, korang je yang tak tahu.

So macam ni, aku bet ramai dah tahu kan pasal Earth Hour ni kan? Amacam? Cool kan konsep dia? Benda ni fun dan dalam masa yang sama menentang pemanasan global.

Target tahun 2009 Earth Hour adalah sebanyak 1 bilion orang, seluruh dunia untuk menutup lampu.

Eh malas lah aku nak cerita panjang, apa best la cerita pasal alam sekitar. 28 Mac 2009, pukul 8.30 hinggan 9.30 malam, haa tutup lah segala lampu yang korang rasa boleh ditutup, tutup tuh aku maksudkan switch off la.

Mak Alam(Mother Nature?!) dah semakin nazak do. The earth need us. Vote for Earth, not Global Warming by switching off your lights.

28 Mac okay. Jangan lupa. Kau lupa aku tetak kau dengan Kukri ni.

Malaysia Earth Hour

Aku sekarang ketagih..

2009-03-01T13:17:00.001-08:00

perempuan perempuan bawah umur ni.
terima kasih lah kerana muncul di saat saat genting peperiksaan aku.
tengok aksi di 0:45.
aksi-sangat-comel-aku-sangat-suka.

ah, aku dah lupa apa aku baca tadi.

and 10 reasons how to improve myself.

2009-02-20T22:27:00.000-08:00

Avoid procrastination.
I must perform my prayer, completing it I mean.
I should get enough sleep.
I will eat properly.
I will take care of my health.
Learn to discipline myself.
Attend each and every classes.
Have interest in all my subject.
Wake up early.
Build a good lecturer-student relationship.

Improved?

30 Reasons why I skipped class.

2009-02-20T22:05:00.000-08:00

This is my final project for the subject IL.
List out 30 reasons why i skipped class.

I overslept.
I forgot to set my alarm clock.
I slept late.
The bathroom was full.
My friend borrowed my shoes.
I got quizzes for another subject that I need to study on the same day.
I did not finish my assignment.
You are one very kind lecturer.
Qiamullail.
My class shirt is still wet.
I ate too much before sleeping.
Sometimes my bed was very tempting.
Too much football the previous night.
I ate too much breakfast.
I thought IL was easy.
Sadly, it is not.
I was sick.
I think I'm only interrupting your class.
The water was too cold.
The morning was too chilly.
I was sleepy.
I watched late night movie.
Sometimes I felt like I just do not want to go.
Fellow arrested me because of my long hair.
I got too carried away with studying, I didnt realize I have missed the class.
My roommate forgot to wake me up.
I got stomachache.
I lost my toiletries.
There is no water in the bathroom.
I am still at home.

Majlis mesti jadi best kalau makanan sedap! 2

2009-02-19T09:59:00.000-08:00

"agd pling bodo pnh ak pegi..
1st year cam gampang..
makanan x sedap..
kate mkn western la..tu la..ni la..
air pun ltk ats meja je...mne air kopi?...air buah?..air2 lain?
lauk pulak...ak mkn stu jnis je...yg sayur putih ape ntah ak x nmpk org mkn pon...sup pun ntah ape2...xde org mkn...
mkanan x mmuaskan langsong...
rugi duit ak rm50 mlayang...
mknenye menu korang plih x sedap...menu x padan dgn hrga yg kitorang bayar...
perjalanan program mcm bodo...mne ade org speech bnyak2 bru mkn...
ptutnye mkn dlu brula speech bnyak2..
ak tnye knpe perjalanan program cmni?
diorang jawab..kite ikut protokol...
KPALE HANGGUK KO PROTOKOL...
x thu protokol yang sbenar jgn mmandai...tnyela senior yg lagi mngetahui...bongok!
1st yr buat progrm mmg mcm bodo..ade ke AGD xde sesi bergambar???
org pkai lawa2 nk amik gmbar n nk seronok2...korang pg ptong trus event amik gmbr tu wat ape?
1st year mngadu mase x ckup utk jlnkn progrm n buat bnde lain...
pdahal korang yang bodo isi masa dengan program2 yg bongok n x mnarik lgsung...
video azlan pon ak kne paksa diorang siarkan..org buat penat2 diorang kate mse x ckup...mungkin akan disiarkan..
MUNGKIN?...wei...org dah buat korang xnk tnjuk plak...igt sng ke wat vdio sbjik...bodo 1st year...
wtf
ak lg rela kuar sndri mkn nandos drpd pegi agd nih...
1st year mmg bodo...
lg baik kite yg lg tahu ni handle...
1st yr punye program...gampang..

kotak beracun=tak dpt sambutan wehhh
cabutan bertuah=tak happening sbb student sndri yang bg hadiah...bgila grand sket...sruh lecturer bg hadiah..
sesi bergambar=xde lagsong
makanan=x mmuaskan...x padan dgn byaran..
1st year=bodo
comittee=bodo

cmane ICT akn dpandang tggi kalu adenye perosak program cm korang 1st year...
crila committee lain yg lg bgus n bleh diharap..
jgn smpai ICT sane da parak bru la sedar....."

Ini salah satu komen yang aku dapat dari pemilik blog zelo55.com .
Memang komen ini tiada kena mengena dengan tajuk entri ini dan juga entri sebelum ini,
tapi sedikit sebanyak, telah menerangkan apa sebenarnya yang berlaku pada makan malam tahunan aku.
Banyak lagi komen yang aku telah terima, tapi aku rasa komen ini yang paling bernas, berasas dan lengkap.

Yang berkenaan, nilailah sendiri.

footnote ; aku tak reti guna quote punye button tuh, cam mane eeh?

Majlis mesti jadi best kalau makanan sedap!

2009-02-15T11:14:00.000-08:00

Aku baru pulang dari makan malam tahunan Kolej aku. Aku penat, kecewa, emo dengan organizer makan malam tadi.

Aku kecewa dengan harga yang perlu dibayar, dan pulangan yang tak seberapa.

Akan ada sambungan untuk entri ini, tentang betapa tak relevan-nya harga yang perlu dibayar dan kualiti makanan yang dihidangkan.

Urgh.

Post rawak

2009-02-05T08:04:00.000-08:00

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.Gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

ha-ha-ha

Tag

2009-02-05T07:17:00.000-08:00

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers in their blog.
B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz.
C) Continue this game by tagging 8 other people.

1.What have you been doing recently?
kelas dan belajar

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
jarang jarang

3.What happened at 10am today?
terjaga dari tidur rasa nak gi kelas pukul 11, tapi tak pergi.

4.When did you last cry?
hmm smlm, mata masuk pebenda tah, banyak air mata kluar

5.Believe in fate/destiny?
mesti

6.What do you want in your life now?
money money

7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
dua dua pun tidak

8.What's your favourite thing to do on the bed?
tido lah

9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
paul smith downtown

10.What's the nicest things in your inbox?
nothing

11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?
fu-yoh

12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
tiada

13.What was the last movie you caught?
underworld

14.What are you proud of?
myself

15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
"aku nak balik umah kakak aku ni, jgn lupa kunci bilik"

16.What was the last song you sang out loud?
diari seorang lelaki, haha

17.Do you have any nicknames?
tiadaa

18.What does the newest text say?
"keja korang gado je eh"

19.What time did you go to bed last night?
7am, last morning baru betul

20.Are you currently happy?
yup

21.Who gives you the best advise?
entah la, takde kot

22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
taak

23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?
no one

24.Is something bugging you now?
smthingg

25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Lui

aku taknak tag sape sape

Baru aku faham

2009-01-20T03:15:00.000-08:00

Adolf Hitler pernah cakap ,

"I Wanted to kill every single Jew but i left some behind so the world could see why i wanted to wipe them off earth."

kami dah nampak..

Ingat ini

2009-01-09T12:13:00.000-08:00

Bila bila je kita boleh mati kan?

Ingat Izrail datang kat kita 70 kali sehari.

Aku takut, tapi masih tak berubah, apa nak jadi?

Aku dah gandakan usaha, okay

Tahun Baru Umur Baru

2009-01-03T12:24:00.000-08:00

Tahniah aku ucapkan kepada kebanyakan rakan rakan aku yang tahun ini, 2009 sudah mencecah umur 20 tahun, lagi satu tahun korang dah boleh masuk club! Tahniah lah!

Aku, masih terkial kial. Baru je cecah umur legal untuk hisap rokok. Legal untuk masuk club?

Jauh lagi, mungkin la 3 tahun tu lama lagi.

"I baru sedar!! I dah TUA!! DaH 20 yrs old this year!Aaaaaa shit.!"

Itu satu sms yang diterima oleh seorang kawan aku.

Baru 20 tahun wei, chill. Bayangkan umur kau 25 nanti, 30, 40 kau rasa apa jadi dengan hidup yang kau lead sekarang?

Kau rasa kau akan bersama lagi tak dengan rakan yang kau ada sekarang? Jalan jalan kat pusat pusat membeli belah terkemuka kat Lembah Klang ni, lepak kat mamak tengok bola sampai 3, 4 pagi sambil berbual kosong, karaoke kat kotak merah, tengok wayang midnight, blablabla.

Ok ini secara menyeluruh, aku tak tekankan kat individu tu je dan menyeluruh itu temasuk aku.

Haa rasanya benda benda ni kita tak boleh nak jangka.

So fikirkan lah, apa akan jadi dengan hidup korang tahun tahun yang mendatang nanti.

Dan ingat, its never too late.

Damn, post ni tak berasas langsung. Dah pukul 5.15 pagi dan aku tak tidur lagi dan nak kena bangun pukul 8. Terima kasih ye internet.

Ini post emosi

2009-01-02T05:57:00.000-08:00

Baru sekali aku buat macam ni, terus tak jadi,

hish,

mungkin aku memang tak berbakat,

atau mungkin aku tak patut buat macam ni dah

aku kena berhenti.

aku mesti.

maaf semua, aku minta maaf.

The importance of Information System

2008-12-22T07:53:00.000-08:00

The term information system (IS) sometimes refers to a system of persons, data records and activities that process the data and information in an organization. It also includes the organization's manual and automated process.

We are considered lucky to live in this information and technology era, can you imagine how our parents search for information during their days?

Well lets see how Information System have made our life easier.

Information systems and technology are integral to our life.
To pay bill, to do research and even to shop. All this can be done just with IS. A single click and everything is done. Although people tend to look at it bad side, it actually benefits more.
Information system offer career opportunities.
With the knowledge of Information System, it is one big advantage in career opportunities. Employer surely want an employees with this slight advantage rather than others. With the help of Information Sytem, operation and organization in companies will be more rapid than before.
Information system are used by all functional areas in an organization.
Every single department in an organization use Information System to get their company going and to be ahead from others. Take Credit Card Department of a certain bank as example. Im gonna take RHB Bank as example because i have experienced working in the Credit Card Department, we receive lmost thousands of cheques every day to be credited or debited into the bank account, this process would be such a mess if we dont have IS to help us.

To conclude, Information System benefits us more in every single aspect such as gathering information and process data.

jangan tak pegi lecture esok

2008-12-21T07:55:00.000-08:00

aku baru lepas makan kentang rebus,

dengan garam.

entah kenapa, sedap sangat.

Porters 5 Forces Model on PC industry

2008-12-21T02:59:00.000-08:00

According to Porter there are five forces which determine the attractiveness of the market, which is;

The bargaining power of customers
The bargaining power of suppliers
The threat of new entrants
The threat of substitute products
The intensity of competitive rivalry

The threat of new entrants

Virtually every components parts of a PC – motherboard, hard disk, DVD drive, monitor, battery (for notebook) etc – can be sourced from outside. Operating system can be licensed from Microsoft or Linux vendors. Even Linux had its own free operating system such as Ubuntu. This means new competitors can enter the market fairly easily.

In fact, even desktop casing can be bought off-the-shelf.You can find desktop casing in almost every computer shop here in Kuala Lumpur, price ranging from RM50 to Rm500. All a PC maker needs to do is to stick its own logo.

Threat of substitute products
A threat from substitutes exists if there are alternative products with lower prices of better performance parameters for the same purpose. They could potentially attract a significant proportion of market volume and hence reduce the potential sales volume for existing players. This category also relates to complementary products.

Similarly to the threat of new entrants, the treat of substitutes is determined by factors like

Brand loyalty of customers,
Close customer relationships,
Switching costs for customers,
The relative price for performance of substitutes,
Current trends.

Still, I dont see any substitute for PC's coming to the market anytime soon, instead for gaming, users may prefer gaming consoles such as the Playstation or the XBox

Intensity of industry rivalry
Dell, HP, Lenova, Acer, Toshiba, NEC, Fujitsu, Gateway, Asus... you name it. These are the better known players in the PC industry. And then there are plenty of lesser. The rivalry is intense.

The competition among the firms fighting for market shares has been intense Just as growth was slowing in the computer industry, Dell launched an all out price war in the fourth quarter of 2000 to gain market share. Hewlett Packard and IBM responded to this by saying the price war was “irrational”, (fortune.com). This helped Dell leap to number one in the worldwide market share and has left its competition scrambling to catch up. The only player to follow Dells lead has been Gateway and they lost 523 million in the first half of this year, laid off 3000 workers and closed 37 stores (Business week online).

The implications of this intense competition are that companies have no room for error or inefficiency’s. International Data Corp said that the price war has driven down prices on average 25% this year. This means shrinking profit margins and layoffs at all major companies, (Dell 5700, HP 6500, Compaq8500.) Even though consumers are benefiting from lower prices now, in the long run they may see less technological advancements in their computers and peripherals as companies cut cost to try to earn a profit.

The bargaining power of customers.
With so many brands available in the industry, it is clear that consumers have a wide range of options. Therefore to attract new customers, every computer firm must offer something of value which is hard to ignore. This is why consumers have a good bargaining power in this industry, choices are wide and manufacturers are only to keen to attract as many customers as possible.

The current slow-down in the industry has given consumers even more power than they had before. They are now in demand, more than ever before and they can certainly cash in on this.

Since the PC has become a commodity. There is no brand loyalty among PC users. The use of industry standard hardware and software means a user can easily switch from one brand to another.

The bargaining power of suppliers
Suppliers are not necessarily as powerful in this industry as in some other. This is due to the fact that the interest of new people in this industry is ever-increasing which leads to creation of new firms and availability of wider range of products. This leads to a reduced bargaining power of the suppliers and gives consumers leverage.

Though certain companies with their strong position may dictate terms in the industry, setting down trends, which are followed by others in the industry, still they can not exercise this power beyond a certain limit.

A clear example if that of Microsoft in the software industry. When this firm went a little too far with their powers, other in the industry jumped in to safeguard their rights and thus cutting down Microsoft’s powers to half. Same applies to hardware industry, even if one firm is setting all the trends, it is unwise to drag other firms along without proper consultation and not all consumers are impressed with a company’s big name unless its offering quality products.

Penakut

2008-12-18T13:50:00.000-08:00

Dahulu ketika aku masih dalam fasa muda keanak-anakkan aku cukup gemar membaca buku buku seram murahan seperti Mastika(ye Mastika dulu adalah sebuah buku, majalah maybe yang kebanyakan ceritanya berkisarkan kisah mistik dan seram, bukan macam Mastika sekarang, aku malas nak terangkan), Pesona dan buku buku seperti Tekong Nightmares, Taxi Nightmares, dll.

Pergi sahaja kedai kedai buku seperti Pustaka Rakyat dan Popular (zaman itu aku masih tak kenal Kinokuniya dan Borders) bersama parents aku, aku akan pulang dengan buku buku bergenre sebegitu, guna duit mak bapak aku obviously, aku belum layak untuk bekerja dan memiliki duit sendiri, wallet pun takde lagi masa tu.

Hasilnya, aku jadi seorang yang penakut, tidur malam aku sering diselubungi kerisauan.

Ditambah lagi dengan minat aku mendengar pengalaman menakutkan orang orang tua, pakcik pakcik aku dan bapak aku tak terkecuali.

Ini lebih menakutkan kerana terjadi pada orang orang yang rapat dengan kita, dan otak penakut aku akan membuat kesimpulan, perkara yang sama akan terjadi pada aku. Oh no.

Ada satu cerita aku baca dalam Pesona, (ada lagi ke majalah ni?) tentang seorang lelaki yang di geletek jari kakinya oleh jenazah yang disempurnakan pada siang harinya,

Aku terlalu percaya dengan cerita itu, aku takut, aku paranoid.

Tiba waktu tidur, aku akan bina kubu bantal sekeliling aku dan paling penting tutup kaki aku dengan selimut tanpa ada ruang untuk udara masuk.

Aku takut akan ada jari jari menceroboh masuk melalui lubang lubang udara tersebut dan bermain dengan jari jari kaki aku. Aku cukup takut..

Ini lagi satu, aku cukup benci kalau disuruh kunci main gate pada waktu malam.

Imagine..

rumah kedua hujung di atas bukit,

rumah jiran kiri dan kanan tiada berpenghuni,

sebatang pokok besar berusia mungkin puluhan tahun di hadapan rumah,

tiada lampu jalan, hanya lampu dari dalam rumah dan..

otak yang penuh dengan cerita langsuir, toyol, pocong, polong, mayat, dll

Pelajar sekolah rendah mana yang tak takut beb.

Tapi aku pelik, aku tak pernah sekali pun terserempak dengan mana mana entiti seram yang dimaksudkan. Bukannya aku mintak ditemukan dengan entiti seram sebegitu, cuma aku rasa aku perlukan pengalaman jikalau aku betul berpeluang ditunjukkan entiti seram tersebut, aku tahu apa yang perlu dilakukan.

Macam mana lah kan..

aku tak nak green lantern, dia tak romantic mcm iceman

2008-12-18T13:02:00.000-08:00

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern		70%
Catwoman		70%
Superman		70%
Hulk		65%
Spider-Man		65%
The Flash		50%
Robin		50%
Supergirl		43%
Batman		35%
Iron Man		30%
Wonder Woman		13%

Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

panas baran?

tipu ni, aku pijak semut pun tak mati..

imaginasi tinggi?

aha, *senyuman nakal

catwoman? damn..

Review of "Children of Heaven"

2008-12-16T06:49:00.000-08:00

Just finished watched Children of Heaven, the story is about an unintentional loss of Zahra shoes by Ali which is her elder brother. Ali which is on his way home, loses her sister just repaired shoes. The loss of the shoes cast gloom of concern on the innocent face of the siblings who do not want to share the news with their monetarily distressed, faithful parents.

After much pondering, they come up with a plan, Zahra to wear Ali's shoes in the morning and hand them off to Ali for him to attend his evening classes.

The whole movie revolves around this inexpensive footwear which is not of much significance to countless resourceful. To Zahra, its a disgrace to her for wearing a boy sneakers in a girl's schools where others like her were wearing fancy colourful shoes.This uncomfortable arrangements resulting in some anxious moments, delightful mishaps and one adventure after another.

In need of getting a new pair of shoes for her sister Zahra, Ali entered a competition, a marathon competition to be exact which the third prize is a pair of new sneakers. Despite some problems, Ali's only ultimate wish is to see Zahra smile, in order to do so, he tried his best to win third is the competition but accidentally, he finished first.

In a strange twist of fate, he wins the first prize which is something different from sneakers.

favourite

2008-12-09T09:37:00.000-08:00

favourite lip-sync ever! diorang ni terhebat lah skali, hahahahaa!

gelak smpai terkencing aku!

search youtube for moymoypalaboy.

aku tipu aku tak terkencing pun

idaman updated

2008-12-07T19:45:00.000-08:00

Honda Integra DC2

lagi satu kereta idaman, a 99 Integra, 1.8 litre and cost only around 40+ k,

aah, how i wish i can own this, memang la macam tak perlu kan for a car like this, but entahla, i love to own this kind of car, its rare because it is not manufactured anymore(except the new Integra) and we can totally modify it, ;)

nak naak!

tiada yang lebih indah

2008-12-07T12:09:00.000-08:00

jam desktop menunjukkan pukul 4.12 a.m

sekali lagi,

aku tak dapat tidur

payah nak melelapkan mata, aku sendiri pun tak tahu kenapa

kadang kadang, pukul 10 pagi baru aku dapat tidur,

dan kadang kadang, sampai 2 3 hari aku tak tidur.

mungkin, aku insomnia

mungkin, ada masalah yang membelenggu otak aku ni

mungkin, kandungan kafein dlm darah aku tinggi

mungkin aku dah terlalu biasa tak tidur

atau mungkin, aku seorang(seekor?!) vampire?

*sekarang semua sibuk twilight jee, aku pun nak join gak. hihi

hairan

2008-11-29T09:11:00.000-08:00

cool kan ada few bloggers ni they have like a lot of thing to blog about, to post.

and every day, they'll come out with a new post, me on the other hand, aiyoh susah betul nak pikir what to post each day, pikir punye pikir, haah terus, takde post, respect la sama these people,

and and haaa, post diorang bukannya post merepek macam aku punya ni,

post diorang its like something yg useful, and its worth it to read, ah how i wish i got a brain, and idea just like them. haha tak bersyukur punye khalid

Betul ke?

2008-11-23T07:33:00.000-08:00

Angin dalam perut = Stomach wind?
hmm

Setback

2008-11-22T11:41:00.000-08:00

Laptop aku kena rampas fellow(warden) UIA, T_T
tak dapat nak update flickr, nak edit gambar nak post blog,
sedih ni, ntah ble nak dpt balik laptop pun tak taw.

i like cars. ngeh

2008-11-15T12:11:00.000-08:00

So here it goes, sebagai seorang pelajar lah kan, mesti ada impian nak ada kereta sendiri betul tak? so ini 3 kereta yg aku rasa mcm mustahil la nak dpt dari mak bapak aku masa belajar ni, tapi tak kisah la aku nak gak, hahahaa. This are the list of the cars, atas skali yg paling aku nak lah

Nissan Skyline GTR R33

Honda Civic Ek9

Austin Mini

Sebab apa aku pilih kereta kereta ni sbb frstly the price, kereta ni suma dah takde yg baru, so yg ada suma secondhand price lah kan, semuanya pun below 70k, ntah laa affordable ke tak, yg aku taw aku mmg tak de la duit banyak tuuh, hehe, so sape sape nak blanje aku?

why o why

2008-11-15T10:36:00.000-08:00

kenapa eh, kadang kadang aku tak faham perempuan ni..

kenapa susah sangat relationship aku nak bertahan eh?

dah paling berusaha but still takde rezeki, korang bole faham kan apa aku rasa?

tak paham pun takpe laa..

in a serious breakdown

Sex Education

2008-11-06T03:06:00.000-08:00

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Study 1
Aloy : Why is making love so
enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !

Study 2
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
more
than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig
dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?

Study 3
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
load(road),den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or
not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Study 4
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
sex
when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
your Blain(brain), use your
blainnn ..........

Study 5
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not ? Not
the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
(correct) or not?

Study 6
Aloy : Why is making love carried out
in
private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole
class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Study 7
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
and
JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

sakit sakit

2008-11-05T08:25:00.000-08:00

Image from Pookalali08 flickR

Ini resdung, resdung ini jahat, jahat sangat sangat sangaat, imagine lah kan, pagi pagi bangun lepas mandi je haa siaplaah kau, die punye bersin, fuhh terbaik. Ada la dekat 100 kali aku bersin pagi pagi tuuh, tersiksa sangaat, mata berair, hidung berair, rasa mcm nak cabut je hidung neh then garu, (tapi apakan daya tak boleh la kan).

Resdung ni or sinus dlm bahasa omputih, mmg irritating. Dahla makan pun nak pantang, takle makan seafood wey, mana bolee la kan, tapi aku terpaksa gak tak makan seafood,

skarang ni pun aku tengah berubat resdung aku yg teruk neh,

haaa untuk cik mirara, resdung ni laah penyebaabnye saya punye mata meraah slalu awk tgk oke, saya tak amik dadah ke ape kee faham tak. hahaha.

Mak aku cakap, ini penyakit keturunan, ye lah mak aku pun ada resdung gak, tuh yg aku nak stop kat aku, tanak la jadi kat anak anak aku nnt, tersiksa anak anak aku nnt, kesiaan.

So yelaah smpai skarang aku tataw lagi ubat apa yg betul betul betul sesuai untuk resdung neh, so sape sape ada info, inform lah ye. ;)

Photomarathon, bluergh

2008-11-03T04:17:00.001-08:00

Sabtu lepas, 1 November one photo contest was held at Times Square by Canon not a real photo contest actually, it was more like a marathon, with checkpoints and theme,it was my first contest and yea, people always fail the frst time, lack of gears, ideas and most important creativeness, aah i need to learn more. Susah sangat for me to get the right picture for

the right theme, the 3 themes at 3 different checkpoint, which is indulge metropolitan at Times Square, Mess in Rules at Pavillion and Go Green! at KLCC. My pictures for the themes sucks big time, oh how i wish i won, i want the EOS 40D! ;(

so here are some pictures, bukan suma upload kat sini, malaas aaah nak tunggu tunggu, haha

The participants after the registration waiting for the set off.

Warming uuup!

Indulge Metropolitan

Both of the picture sucks la, and oh

the person eating KL tower is a friend, haha he captured great shots that guy there

Go Green

Did you notice there were no picture for the 2nd theme, mess the rules, haha because so the very malu laa nak post kat sini, tak lawa langsung and very plain.

hahaahaa, so yeah for the go green picture i post the mangoes picture,

and oh, later ill post the winning pictures of the competition,

the picture was absolutely amazing, wait for it!

www.flickr.com/photos/kekhalid

for more photos

Tersedar

2008-11-03T03:24:00.000-08:00

"Owh k.I have another question.How do you know if you really2 love someone?"

This text message, one simple question but to define the answer, gosh, its hard. I replied with "Hm, when i really love someone, I just cant see others that are more beautiful than her, i see her in everything i do & everything I do, I just want to do it with her by my side.."

So dear friend, this is the most definite answer, if I love someone how im gonna feel.

Dalam dunia ni, hanya aku dan dia je yang wujud. I wont notice others, and its like she's the most beautiful person in this world, tiada yang lebih cantik dari dia.
Everything I do, I mean, EVERY single thing that I do, i want her to be involved. I see her in everything I do.
Hari hari pun mesti nak tengok muka dia, nak cakap dengan dia, kalau jauh pun every day mesti nak call nak cakap.
Aku takkan jemu dengar suara dia.
I will always talk about her to my friends, even dah breakup pun, shes still and will always be in the conversation
I will be myself when Im with her.
I dont mind spending my whole life with her.
I dont mind waking up in the middle of night, teman study ke dengar die cerita ke ape ape lah.
I dont mind typing the whole book in my phone to send to her.
I dont mind emptying my phone credit for her. It worth every single cents.
Kesetiaan dia aku selalu ragu, *ini satu kesalahan besar, and Im not doin it anymore
Ill sing her favourite song, every night kalau boleh
Saya akan jadi sangat sangat sangat sangat extremely jiwang dengan dia, *hilang macho -_-"..
She is the world to me and nothing can compare her to anything in this world.

Itu pretty much apa yg aku tahu aku akan buat kalau aku betul betul sayang seseorang,

and aku baru realize, dah lama rupanya aku tak sayang orang smpai macam tuh sekali.

The last relationship Ive been like this, its almost a year ago. And yea, until now Ive regretted it very badly. Losing someone, its not easy if you have reached this level of loving. And that question stated above all is the main reason why I started blogging, I dont feel like keeping this to myself. So welcome Khalid.