Tips

#Bagaimana Nak Dapatkan Nombor Telefon Adik Manis Kedai Topup


Aku : Dik, mintak Digi 10 satu
Adik Manis : Okay, jap bang
Aku : ( Angguk )
Adik Manis : Bang kad dah habis la, masuk terus boleh?
Aku : Boleh boleh
Adik Manis : Nombor abang berapa?
Aku : Err... 010.... dik sebenarnya saya tak ingat la.. number baru ni...
Adik Manis : Habis cemana bang? Kad kitorang dah habis ni..
Aku : Saya pun tak taw ni, betul betul tak ingat ni..
Adik Manis : ( muka lantak kau la mat )
Aku : Apa kata awak bagi nombor telefon awak, lepastu saya telefon, lepastu dapat la nombor telefon saya!
Adik Manis : Aah kaaan betul laaa...............

Okay hambar, tips hanya berkesan jika :

#1 Adik Manis tak perasan yang anda sebenarnya masih ada baki kredit untuk telefon dia.
#2 Kekasih anda tiada di sebelah anda, dan balak Adik Manis tiada di belakang dia.
#3 Anda masih ada sedikit kredit untuk membuat panggilan kepada Adik Manis


Sebenarnya situasi ini berlaku tadi masa aku nak beli topup sebab Digi aku dah nak tamat tempoh, tapi janji aku takde niat pun nak mengorat Adik Manis tu, aku betul betul terdesak dan tak hafal nombor telefon aku. Hanya penyelesaian ini yang dapat aku pikir masa tu. Lagipun.. aku dah ada Bree kan, nak kena penempeleng? Nombor Adik Manis tu pun still ada dalam call register aku, sat lagi aku delete la.....

Melayu #1

Bebeberapa hari lepas, aku pergi melawat Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman. Bree nak cari tudung, untuk mak dan adik dia, sebab ada wedding keesokannya. Biasalah, anak perempuan mithali kan, untung aku.

Jam menunjukkan pukul 9.43 malam. On a Wednesday.

Weekdays kan, memang hampir kebanyakan kedai dah tutup kan, biasalah, bukan ada pelanggan sangat malam malam kalau bukan hari minggu. Aku tunggang motor aku perlahan - lahan menysuri Jalan TAR dengan Bree membonceng di belakang. Dari jauh aku lihat, hanya satu kedai yang masih beroperasi, aku bagi isyarat, naik atas curb terus parking depan pintu kedai.

Aku dengan Bree pun masuk. Aku mengharap disapa dengan "Selamat Datang" ataupun "Welcome".
tapi perempuan Melayu di sebalik kaunter bayaran, sapa kami berdua dengan "Cepat sikit kak, kami nak tutup dah ni" didahului dengan bunyi berdecit seolah menyampah mungkin.

Aku senyum dan mengangguk, tapi tahulah perempuan kan, mana la nak reti pilih cepat cepat. Lain la lelaki, masuk, amik, bayar, blah ( MABB ).

Sambil Bree aku memilih tudung, selang 10 saat, ini yang aku dengar " Cepat sikit Kak, kami nak tutup dah ni" " Kak kami dah lambat sangat dah ni ". Menjengkelkan

Kami ni pelanggan, kalau aku pemilik kedai, walau aku dah kunci dengan mangga sekalipun kedai aku, kalau ada seorang pelanggan nak beli walau sehelai tudung, dengan senyuman aku akan bukak balik kunci mangga dan wahai pelangganku, take your own sweet time, kau pelanggan aku, kau rezeki aku, tanpa kau tiada kedai aku.

Ini tak.

Memang menjengkelkan, tapi kerana terpaksa, aku pekakkan telinga, Bree aku habis pilih dan bayar ( sambil aku membebel kat dia suruh cepat ).

Dah 3 kali dah aku kena dengan tauke kedai Melayu yang perangai macam ni. Nanti aku cerita post lain.

Sambil aku pakai helmet nak berambus, ada 2 family nak masuk kedai yang sama. Kali ni, mereka dihalang. Rezeki tu, kenapa dihalang.

Nanti Dah Start Sem

aku nak pakai ni pergi kelas!

Lama Tak Jumpa?

Bosan dalam Bas? Monorel? LRT? Komuter? Kapal Terbang?

Bahan -bahan : Laptop dengan broadband.

Cara - cara :

#1 Keluarkan laptop perlahan - lahan dari dalam beg anda.

#2 Bukak laptop dan aktifkan broadband anda.

#3 Buat semua langkah di atas dengan perlahan.

#4 Pastikan semua penumpang dalam Bas/Monorel/LRT/Komuter/Kapal Terbang nampak anda.

#5 Tak perlu semua penumpang pun tak mengapa, orang sebelah pun sudah memadai.

#6 Tutup mata sekejap, buka mata dan gaze upon the sky or in this case the roof of your transportation.

#7 Tarik nafas dalam dalam kemudian bukak website ni

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

#8 Lihat ekspresi muka penumpang.

Rumah kampung saya dah ada jalur lebar setelah setahun menunggu!

Bukan Sengaja.

"When I was down with sickness, you came to UIA from home at 11PM plus because you wanted to bring me to the clinic. When I refused to get up from my bed, you were not mad at me eventhough you've already reached UIA. When my whole body was shaking at night because I was starving, you brought me out for dinner. You are always being supportive with any of my relationships I had previously and with whoever I had a crush on, though some of them dislike you. You tell me silly jokes when I was sad just to cheer me up and make me smile again. You're always at my side of any stories, eventhough sometimes I was the one at wrong.

When I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, you helped to calm me down when I cried everyday. You gave me the strength and your attention. You stand by me at my weakest point in life. When I had an accident and told you that I'm in pain, you brought me to the clinic and then sent me home. The first time that I needed to go home by train from UIA, you were so worried that you sent me to the most easiest station, so that I won't have to change the train. When I had a new boyfriend and neglected you badly, you didn't ditch me as planned because I know, you can't stay mad at me for long. When I was crying at 3.25AM in the morning, you were the one who called me to calm me down and forced me not to think much and go to sleep.

And many other things that you've done for me that I can't list here because there's just too many of 'em. Not only to me, you've brought happiness to others too and loved by many. But you are my first best guy friend ever in the rank, and no one can take you away from me. Hahaa! I love you so much best friend, forever I will. :)"

Terima Kasih, apa guna seorang kawan kan?

Tengok.

Tengok apa Amirah Azmy tulis.

I miss the way we used to be a lovely pair
I miss the way you used to love me and care
I miss the way I used to love playing with your hair
And I miss all the love and stories that we used to share.

I wonder why the world is so unfair
One moment I'm truly happy, the next moment I'm terribly sad
You finally walked away and stop to care
Which hurts my feelings and makes me suffer so bad.

I've learnt to love and respect every part of you
I've learnt to accept all your flaws and weaknesses
I've tried to obey everything which came out from you
But what I get in return is a heart full of bruises.

I should never have hide the truth from you
I really really regretted myself it is indescribable
And now I've gained nothing but hate from you
Forgiveness is very hard, but I hope it is not impossible.

Please God, please do answer my prayers
Please God, please do open her heart again
All I ever wanted is to have her forgiveness
And for me and her to be just as we are again

okay aku ubah la sikit sikit nak padankan dengan situasi aku sekarang kan.

tapi tengok apa yang dia tulis, betul betul ikhlas nampaknya. good job bai. :)

dah lah lama tak post, sekali post emosi habis.

20Things

1. A man won’t let go if he really loves you.
Do not hold on to someone who has let go of you. He does not love you and does not value having you. Believe me, he will not let go if he really loves you. There is another reason he is not willing to tell.

2. Do not look for reasons why he ended the relationship.
There is only one reason why he ended your relationship. He just does not love you. Do not waste your time thinking of reasons or what you should have done. Move on and be open to a man who will truly love you.

3. Do not get hang up on your past.
Do not nag or distrust your current boyfriend just because your ex hurt you. Do not treat him or the relationship the same way. Do not compare. He will not react the same way as your ex. Do not be worried that your simple mistakes will cause him to look for another girl. What happened with your ex was not your fault. It was not because you didn’t guard him enough or you didn’t make him happy
enough.

4. Do not look into images.
How many times have you met a girl who didn’t have the best image in school or at the office, but you get to know the girl and found out she was actually extremely nice? Do not rely on images. Oftentimes, it is far from reality. Do not fear men just because your “supposedly” perfect ex-boyfriend mistreated you.

5. Always have your own set of rules.
Set your limits on how far you’d go for a guy. It’s perfectly ok to give and do everything as long as it’s worth it. And it’s worth it if the guy is treating you right.

6. Do not be scared to lose him.
Don’t be scared that he’ll break up with you. Once you are afraid of losing him, you easily can be taken advantage. Be strong and if something is unacceptable, do not accept it and speak up.

7. Avoid calling your guy.
It’s a guy thing. The relationship will definitely be better if it’s the guy who’s calling, not the girl. He will get tired of you if you keep on calling. He will lose interest and challenge. More so, he will get annoyed. But it’s a girl thing also that your fingers get too itchy until you dial his number. But avoid as much as possible. Call only if really needed (like checking if your suspicions are reasonable).

8. There is a guy who will value you.
There is a guy out there who can make you feel valued, appreciated, and loved. And I mean, not just during your first few weeks together. So don’t lose hope. Don’t settle for a lesbian if you are not attracted to women. There is a man out there who can love you like a girl can.
Also, do not believe him when he says it’s just the way he really is. He’s not the sweet or expressive-type. Remember during your first few weeks together? Where has that sweet guy gone? He simply is not that into you anymore.

9. Always be the only one, no matter what.
Do not ever fall for a guy who has another girl, be it his wife, girlfriend, or any girl that he says he just can’t get rid of for whatever reason. If you truly believe that he loves you and for some reason, he can’t leave or let go of another girl, then you are no different from any ordinary mistress.

10. He must respect you.
No matter how long the relationship has been, he should always show respect towards you.

11. If he fooled you, end it.
Philandering once is enough. You can never trust nor respect the person again.

12. Never start a relationship the wrong way.
Do not steal another girl’s man, for whatever reason. Nor should you enter a relationship for the wrong reasons (loneliness, on the rebound, getting back at your ex, man-dependency, etc.) it is bound not to last. You will only end up wasting more years of your life.

13. Do not force yourself into a relationship.
Do not get into a relationship just because your friends are getting impatient with your dating escapades and the one hasn’t come yet. Do not choose who to say yes to based on superficial things like money, looks, cars, etc.. If you are even thinking of these things, you have not fallen in love yet.

14. Do not settle.
If you are not happy anymore with your relationship, break up instantly. He will not stay with you forever no matter how upright he might seem to be. Eventually, he will also want love and happiness in his life.

15. A relationship has to have love.
Love is the only thing that will push you to give your efforts into making the relationship work. And believe me, keeping a relationship requires genuine efforts of both parties.

16. Don’t be afraid to be single.
It’s fun to be single, try it. You can go out whenever and wherever you want. You are free. You can date whomever you want and you get to go out for free! Do not get a boyfriend just for the sake of having one. Do not settle.

17. Be a good girl.
Be a good girl to attract a good guy. Enter the relationship with sincere intentions. Take the guy and the relationship seriously with the plan of spending the rest of your life with that person (of course, this is after you had your bit of fun in your younger years). If you compare your flings from your real relationships, you will know that the latter makes you happier and more fulfilled.

18. Love without limits.
Whether you loved and gave everything or loved but held out for some things, if the relationship ends, you still get hurt. But if you gave your everything, you were happy and you could say that it was worth it. If you didn’t give your all, you get hurt for nothing.

19. You will get over him.
Love is over-stated. Love eventually ends and you are free to love another.

20. Be the one.
Act like you are the one. Don’t be a nagger. Don’t hinder his gimmicks. Don’t give in to him too easily. Make him treat you as important. Don’t be easy. Don’t be like every other girl he had in his life.

and have i ever let you go?